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The Perfect Blind Date

18 Dec

ImageIf you’re not meeting the right kind of people, you ma be stuck in a kiddie-size pool-and every bad girl deserves an Olympic array of lanes and choices. A blind date can be your driving board to the deep end.

The perfect blind date is short-not in stature but in length. Ten minutes is all you need to know if you want to see him again or run for it. Why risk ruining an entire evening with a lose when you can end the pain in 10 minutes? Whether you’re meeting people online, thorugh the personal, or via your aunt Edna’s best friend’s nephew’s roommate, be sure to set it up as a 10-minute date in advance so he knows what to expect. If he’s eversuffered throught nightmare blind date before (and who hasn’t), he’ll be relieved to know you’re a shrewd operator.

The 10-minute Date

Arrange to meet at a public places, ideally a popular bar or cafe (Make sure a friend or coworker knows your plan and the guy’s name, just in case.)

  • Use an alias-just for kicks.
  • Order one drink.
  • Ask him only three questions:

What’s you’re favorite movie?

Where do you buy your shoes?

How do you define foreplay?

  • While listening to his answers, ask your self three questions: 

Do I want to kiss this guy?

Do I want to wake up naked next to this guy?

Do I want to have this guy’s children?

  • Look him up and down. 
  • Judge him all around.

If you like what you see and hear, take his phone number. (Do not give him yours, yet.) IF you don’t like what you see or hear, shake his hand and thank him for his time, or just give him a fake phone number. It’s that easy!!

  • Get out of there. 

For maximum efficiency, set up three or four of those 10-minutes sate for the same evening. You only have to dress and beauty-up once, and it’s much easier to compare and contrast when the options are fresh in your mind-like your own private Dating Game. 

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The 13 Sacred Bad Girl Affirmations

11 Dec

When you look at yourself in the mirror, lovingly say to your reflection…Image

  1. “Good golly, I’m a hot tamale!”
  2. “i declare, I dig my hair!”
  3. “It’s hip and funky looking this damn chunky!”
  4. “It’s no paradox that I am such a fox!”
  5. “Tell your Mom, I’m the bomb!”
  6. “Don’t mean to be crass but I love this ass!”
  7. “Hot home cookin’-I’m that good lookin’!’
  8. ‘With eyes like mine, who needs wine!”
  9. “I heart my pores like warn s’mores!”
  10. “Strike a pose, ’cause I adore this nose!”
  11. “It’s super heavy duty, being such a feakin’ beauty!”
  12. “You’re so purty, let’s get flirty!”
  13. “Oh yeah honey, I’m so money!”

Bad is Beautiful

11 Dec

ImageWhen you’re a bad girl, you are beautiful, every day in every way. Bad hair? Love it! Stressed out? Intense! Bad skin? Fabulous, darling! Dark circles? Dramatic! Show yourself some love. Star with a modest daily affirmation to awaken your self-esteem.

Note to Self

20 Oct

Indulge your hunger for delicious mischief at least three times a day!

Take the Fun-day Monday Challenge..

19 Oct

1. Surprise yourself.
2. Surprise someone else.
3. Break a rule. (Ideally, not a law.)

Bad is beautiful—and so are you!

Are you a Bad Girl? (A Quiz)

7 Oct

1.The last time I got naked with a stranger I was ______?

a. at the doctors office

b. in the dressing room

c. 35,000 feet

2. How do you spell relief during a stressful work day?

a. R-O-L-A-I-D-S

b. B-O-U-R-B-O-R-N

c. O-R-G-A-S-M-S

3. Once, I stretched ______ to get what I wanted.

a. my allowance for a whole month

b. the truth about my last job

c. a waistband over my head

4. When I call in sick, I’m usually in bed with ______.

a. fever over 101

b.a hangover

c.a new friend

5. Hustling men at a bar for free drinks is ______.

a. tacky in a bad way

b. tacky in a good way

c. called happy hour

6. When I plan for the future, I think about _____.

a. mutual funds

b. my next relationship

c. mutual fun

7. The last time I got spanked I _____.

a. was nice and i deserved it

b. lost a bet

c. asked for it

8. When I see myself going down I’m ______.

a. riding in an elevator

b. at a Nordstrom sale instead of at therapy, again

c. winking at myself in a mirror

9. I _____ to get what I want.

a. am way to embarrassed

b. know exactly what to do

c. exist

10. If anyone at the meeting know what I was thinking ________.

a. I’d get a gold star for staying focused

b. they’d call security

c. I’d be fired, sure them hard, and make a million on a made-for- TV movie about my life

Nada Bad Girl

If you answered A to most questions, you’re so good it hurts and that’s not the point of life! You need to cut loose, cut your-self some slack, cut your hair do anything to free your self up for some fun,. If you don’t find your bad girl self pronto, you may implode. (That can so messy. And you know how you feel about making a mess.)

Baby Bad Girl

If you answered B to most questions, you’re borderline bad. Keep up the bad work! Just set your badness goals and keep your eye on the prize-your happiness. Remember, when you play with girls who are badder than you, your game improves much faster.

Diva Bad Girl

If you answered C to most questions, you are bad to bone-and irresistible. Parents fear you, children revere you, pets follow you everywhere and all of your friends secretly want to be you. Congratulations, You are living in the pearl of the Bad Girl Swirl. Enjoy!

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