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The Perfect Blind Date

18 Dec

ImageIf you’re not meeting the right kind of people, you ma be stuck in a kiddie-size pool-and every bad girl deserves an Olympic array of lanes and choices. A blind date can be your driving board to the deep end.

The perfect blind date is short-not in stature but in length. Ten minutes is all you need to know if you want to see him again or run for it. Why risk ruining an entire evening with a lose when you can end the pain in 10 minutes? Whether you’re meeting people online, thorugh the personal, or via your aunt Edna’s best friend’s nephew’s roommate, be sure to set it up as a 10-minute date in advance so he knows what to expect. If he’s eversuffered throught nightmare blind date before (and who hasn’t), he’ll be relieved to know you’re a shrewd operator.

The 10-minute Date

Arrange to meet at a public places, ideally a popular bar or cafe (Make sure a friend or coworker knows your plan and the guy’s name, just in case.)

  • Use an alias-just for kicks.
  • Order one drink.
  • Ask him only three questions:

What’s you’re favorite movie?

Where do you buy your shoes?

How do you define foreplay?

  • While listening to his answers, ask your self three questions: 

Do I want to kiss this guy?

Do I want to wake up naked next to this guy?

Do I want to have this guy’s children?

  • Look him up and down. 
  • Judge him all around.

If you like what you see and hear, take his phone number. (Do not give him yours, yet.) IF you don’t like what you see or hear, shake his hand and thank him for his time, or just give him a fake phone number. It’s that easy!!

  • Get out of there. 

For maximum efficiency, set up three or four of those 10-minutes sate for the same evening. You only have to dress and beauty-up once, and it’s much easier to compare and contrast when the options are fresh in your mind-like your own private Dating Game. 

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The 13 Sacred Bad Girl Affirmations

11 Dec

When you look at yourself in the mirror, lovingly say to your reflection…Image

  1. “Good golly, I’m a hot tamale!”
  2. “i declare, I dig my hair!”
  3. “It’s hip and funky looking this damn chunky!”
  4. “It’s no paradox that I am such a fox!”
  5. “Tell your Mom, I’m the bomb!”
  6. “Don’t mean to be crass but I love this ass!”
  7. “Hot home cookin’-I’m that good lookin’!’
  8. ‘With eyes like mine, who needs wine!”
  9. “I heart my pores like warn s’mores!”
  10. “Strike a pose, ’cause I adore this nose!”
  11. “It’s super heavy duty, being such a feakin’ beauty!”
  12. “You’re so purty, let’s get flirty!”
  13. “Oh yeah honey, I’m so money!”

Bad is Beautiful

11 Dec

ImageWhen you’re a bad girl, you are beautiful, every day in every way. Bad hair? Love it! Stressed out? Intense! Bad skin? Fabulous, darling! Dark circles? Dramatic! Show yourself some love. Star with a modest daily affirmation to awaken your self-esteem.

Just Say “No”

9 Nov

The first step to becoming a real bad girl is learning to say no. You just gotta do it. Learn to say no to your parents (they certainly have sai it to you). Say it to your boss, your lover, even to your friends, You can’t beging to get what you want if your’re busy givingeveryone else what theywant. Image

The first few times you say no, you this crazy little adrenaline rush. 

Note to self: Natural deodorant? No.

If it seems terrifying or impossible to say no to the people in your life, start slowly to practice and build your confidence. 

  • When the dental hygienist asks if you’re having a good day, just say “No.” (Even if you are.)
  • If a guy at a coffeehouse approaches you and ask if he can share your, just say “No.” ( No explanations or apology needed.)

No Fear

Do you have the idea that it’s unladylike to want? Snap out of it! The second you start ignoring your desires, you’re a regular at the snooze bar of life. Don’t be afraid to want thing, to yearn, crave, or lust for anything. And don’t  be afraid to o after what you want. If you can’t satisfy your self then how can you expect any one else to satisfy you?

Note to self: If you don’t follow through on your big ideas, someone else will. 

Note to Self

4 Nov

Good girls do what’s expected–bad girls do the unexpected 

Hey, What Do You Want?

3 Nov

What do you really want from your life? Are you sure? How do you know? What makes your mouth water?What makes you sweat? Do you want it? Or do you want to run from it?

Most of us have been brainwashed into thinking we want a lot of things, weird thing, things we don’t even like. We’re supposed to want puffy lips, a pretty little nose, a skinny and shapely figure, breast large enough to nourish a small country, hair in very few, very small, very odd-shaped patches. We’re supposed to want a tall handsome, successful husband, 2.5 children who are gifted but not annoying so, a big house, a snazzy car, stock options, and a Prozac-free 100% positive attitude.

We’re supposed to want to be great at what we do but not so great that we intimate anyone. We’re supposed to want lost of things for other people but want too much for ourselves. We’re supposed to want to be good girls. Whose lame idea was that?

By the time we’re old enough to make our own choice, most of us don’t even know what we want. We’ve been going with the flow, following the rules and drinking the Kool-Aid for so long that we’ve lost touch with our own deepest desires. What’s worse- we don’t even know what we want.

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