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The Perfect Blind Date

18 Dec

ImageIf you’re not meeting the right kind of people, you ma be stuck in a kiddie-size pool-and every bad girl deserves an Olympic array of lanes and choices. A blind date can be your driving board to the deep end.

The perfect blind date is short-not in stature but in length. Ten minutes is all you need to know if you want to see him again or run for it. Why risk ruining an entire evening with a lose when you can end the pain in 10 minutes? Whether you’re meeting people online, thorugh the personal, or via your aunt Edna’s best friend’s nephew’s roommate, be sure to set it up as a 10-minute date in advance so he knows what to expect. If he’s eversuffered throught nightmare blind date before (and who hasn’t), he’ll be relieved to know you’re a shrewd operator.

The 10-minute Date

Arrange to meet at a public places, ideally a popular bar or cafe (Make sure a friend or coworker knows your plan and the guy’s name, just in case.)

  • Use an alias-just for kicks.
  • Order one drink.
  • Ask him only three questions:

What’s you’re favorite movie?

Where do you buy your shoes?

How do you define foreplay?

  • While listening to his answers, ask your self three questions: 

Do I want to kiss this guy?

Do I want to wake up naked next to this guy?

Do I want to have this guy’s children?

  • Look him up and down. 
  • Judge him all around.

If you like what you see and hear, take his phone number. (Do not give him yours, yet.) IF you don’t like what you see or hear, shake his hand and thank him for his time, or just give him a fake phone number. It’s that easy!!

  • Get out of there. 

For maximum efficiency, set up three or four of those 10-minutes sate for the same evening. You only have to dress and beauty-up once, and it’s much easier to compare and contrast when the options are fresh in your mind-like your own private Dating Game. 

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Nice Booty, Baby!!

13 Dec

The next time you get a compliment, keep it! Take it to heart-and take to the bank, where it can accrue for you. This goes for compliments at work or on the street, whether from friends and lovers or strangers and cat-calling construction workers. It’s easy and fun to create our own compliment bank. Just fill a small card file with index card and make tabs for your most popular features, such as:

  • My Brain
  • My Buff
  • My Sense of Humor
  • My Hair
  • My Style
  • My Legs
  • My Walk
  • My Everything Else

Whenever you get a new compliment, write it on an index and deposit it in your compliment bank. Keep your compliment bank handy on your desk or on the back of the toilet.. When you’re feeling low or doubting yourself, just check your balance. A quick review of your compliments and your’ll feel loaded with self-love and maybe even a splash of self-lust.

Note to Self: Tell the biggest pores you love them.  

Hey, What Do You Want?

3 Nov

What do you really want from your life? Are you sure? How do you know? What makes your mouth water?What makes you sweat? Do you want it? Or do you want to run from it?

Most of us have been brainwashed into thinking we want a lot of things, weird thing, things we don’t even like. We’re supposed to want puffy lips, a pretty little nose, a skinny and shapely figure, breast large enough to nourish a small country, hair in very few, very small, very odd-shaped patches. We’re supposed to want a tall handsome, successful husband, 2.5 children who are gifted but not annoying so, a big house, a snazzy car, stock options, and a Prozac-free 100% positive attitude.

We’re supposed to want to be great at what we do but not so great that we intimate anyone. We’re supposed to want lost of things for other people but want too much for ourselves. We’re supposed to want to be good girls. Whose lame idea was that?

By the time we’re old enough to make our own choice, most of us don’t even know what we want. We’ve been going with the flow, following the rules and drinking the Kool-Aid for so long that we’ve lost touch with our own deepest desires. What’s worse- we don’t even know what we want.

Nest post: How to find your badness

Your Goo

25 Oct

You Goo is that voodoo that only you do so well. it’s your  sassy social lubricant. It’s the thin layer of juice that conducts electricity and chemistry between you and everyone else in your world. You Goo doesn’t make the relationship. it makes it badder. It’s the grease that keeps the relationships in your life running smoothly. You Goo is your own personal blend of Baddy Sauce.

Drizzle it, spray it, say it, spritz it. When you shower the the world with Baddy Sauce, you shower the world with love!

In Bad Company

20 Oct

Being good won’t get you notice. Check your history book, your CD collection, your memory or your local cable listing, See any woman admired for keeping  their mouths shut, batting their eyelashes, or writing perfect thank-you notes?

Great woman thought history were bad girls. They were passionate about what they wanted. The were dreamers, risk-takers, and visionaries who defied the norm of the their times. They didn’t conform and they didn’t take no for an answer. They weren’t afraid to break the rules or scare the hell out of men to get what they wanted. You don’t have to change the world to find your beautiful bad self. But once you, your’ll defiantly change your world.

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